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10-23-2009 6:35 PM
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ljsdesign says:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"
How is it possible to have a civil war?
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10-24-2009 10:23 AM
debbyski
10-25-2009 2:16 PM
JohnWaterman
Nice funky link Debby, Ta
10-25-2009 2:40 PM
ratilfar
I don't have all the answers but....

#2 N/A
#3 Humans
#4 No need, since with all the stagnant water and wings the mosquitoes were not going to get killed off by a flood, nor were sea creatures, well except those that required clean (non sea) water.
#5 Blame the English
#6 Federal Funding
#7 Too heavy
#8 Nothing, you can't go that fast nor will you be able to perceive light anyway, except either as total darkness or a bright light that obfuscates everything
#8 Damned ignorant landlubbers
#11 It should be, I'm already fed up with both
#12 Only if your robots has digits
#13 I believe you are both right and wrong
#14 That's why people hate politicians
#15 In Celsius, the End of the World as yo...
10-25-2009 5:03 PM
debbyski
Cheers mate.
10-26-2009 6:35 AM
ljsdesign
Thanks for the link Debby

@ratilfar love #17
10-26-2009 10:31 AM
Steve Savage
I like this, ljsdesign.
10-26-2009 10:34 AM
Steve Savage
debbyski, makes you wanna dance.
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