Wiccans Sneak Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!


	Wiccans Sneak Past Church Security Wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!

wiccantexan

9-29-2008 6:31 PM

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onion, satire, wicca, christian, pagan, church

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9-29-2008 7:08 PM

Jorjor

You can always count on Landover Baptist Church to overreact!

9-30-2008 12:34 PM

cjartists

Almost as crazy as Phelps and his gang at Westboro. Almost.

9-30-2008 1:37 PM

wiccantexan

Sad to see fact and fiction matching up so well, eh?

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