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	Wrong ship mate!

Rashid Malik

5-30-2007 5:53 AM

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pilot jokes, military jokes, jokes

Rashid Malik says:

Oh boy! I wonder what happened next? Maybe they loaded him in a gun and fired him back to the carrier.

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