<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/ab0e6995-4f8c-4b6e-865e-be9fea1ce1b9/368D6117-2B8B-4B36-BFF3-A06F9E8A9C56/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://amolife.com/personality/top-10-funniest-quotes-of-albert-einstein.html" href="http://amolife.com/personality/top-10-funniest-quotes-of-albert-einstein.html" style="font-size: 11px;">amolife.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://amolife.com/personality/top-10-funniest-quotes-of-albert-einstein.html"><P><I><B>1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.</B></I></p> <P> </p> <P><B><I><IMG alt="" src="http://amolife.com/images/stories/FamousPeople/Quotes/albert_einstein_quotes_1.jpg" /></I></B></p> <P> </p> <CENTER> </CENTER> <P> </p> <P><I><B><DIV>2. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.</DIV> <BR /><DIV> 3. The secret of <A href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=custom&ct=res&cd=1&url=http:%2F%2Famolife.com%2Finspiration%2Fthe-first-3-secrets-to-boosting-your-creativity.html&ei=Q5XpSZrkGoLC_Qa_-5jqAw&usg=AFQjCNFe25YfdDGTqJc0Lafm3tx7MgfMdA">creativity </A>is knowing how to hide your sources.</DIV> 4. The hardest thing in the <A href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=custom&ct=res&cd=1&url=http:%2F%2Famolife.com%2Fimage%2Faround-the-world%2Findex.php&ei=W5XpSdy3Cc-Q_Qa50dzYAw&usg=AFQjCNFKUUWqbB83DdAQcCQJKll225_fMA">world</A> to understand is the income tax.</B></I></p> <P> </p> <P><I><B><IMG alt="" src="http://amolife.com/images/stories/FamousPeople/Quotes/albert_einstein_quotes_2.jpg" /> </B></I></p> <P><I><B><DIV>5. I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.</DIV> 6. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.</B></I></p> <P> </p> <P><I><B><IMG alt="" src="http://amolife.com/images/stories/FamousPeople/Quotes/albert_einstein_quotes_3.jpg" /> </B></I></p> <P><I><B><DIV>7. I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion.</DIV> 8. If A is a <A href="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=custom&ct=res&cd=2&url=http:%2F%2Famolife.com%2Fcareer%2F21-secrets-for-your-business-success-from-self-made-millionaires.html&ei=gJXpSYzrJZL4_AbFx8ThAw&usg=AFQjCNE-r5UAS3tm2calYkA6jxefUwoXCw">success in life</A>, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.</B></I></p> <P> </p> <P><I><B><IMG alt="" src="http://amolife.com/images/stories/FamousPeople/Quotes/albert_einstein_quotes_4.jpg" /> </B></I></p> <P><I><B><DIV>9. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!</DIV> 10. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.</B></I></p> <P> </p> <P><I><B><IMG alt="" src="http://amolife.com/images/stories/FamousPeople/Quotes/albert_einstein_quotes_5.jpg" /></B></I></p> <P> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://amolife.com/personality/top-10-funniest-quotes-of-albert-einstein.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="100%" class="contentheading">Top 10 Funniest Quotes of Albert Einstein </TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://amolife.com/personality/top-10-funniest-quotes-of-albert-einstein.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD valign="top" class="createdate" colspan="2">Saturday, 18 April 2009 </TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/368D6117-2B8B-4B36-BFF3-A06F9E8A9C56/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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