absolutely hilarious computer quotes


	absolutely hilarious computer quotes

neasteflorin

3-25-2007 10:29 AM

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8-2-2007 2:09 PM

sidegik

Computers are from hell

misspelled? dell

8-2-2007 2:10 PM

sidegik

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

i heard it is especially true with Facebook

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