The agenda called for the three men to discuss four main topics:

1. NAFTA and what the second A really stands for.

2. The Swine Flu Epidemic aka H1N1 which started down in the vicinity of the Mexican volcano El Popocatepetl (The Petey).

3. The unbelievably high price of tequila.

4. The Mexican Drug Cartels and the ongoing violence that makes Al Capone's 1920s Chicago seem like Disneyland.

Other secondary topical topics scheduled on the agenda include:

1. The Canadian Mallard Ducks for Mexican Burros Trade Agreement.

2. The Republic of Mexico's request to be allowed to purchase all of the Taco Bells in the United States.

3. The possibility of moving the NBA's Chicago Bulls to Toluca and renaming them the Toluca Toros.

4. The Canadian Mounties and Mexican Matadors Exchange Program.

5. The U.S. - Mexico investigation as to why in the world ex-President Horge (George) Bush was allowed to waste American taxpayers's money totaling $89 billion on a stupid useless