Oh, No! It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts!


	Oh, No! It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts!

kmcolo

6-12-2009 11:02 AM

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kmcolo says:

Reminds me of some we encounter along the way.

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6-12-2009 11:33 AM

chestnut501

Indeed,

6-13-2009 4:14 AM

Oortcloud

Are you guys digging in Willhelm's diary again?

6-13-2009 10:09 AM

ratilfar

Nobody has a closet full of Hazmat suits to do that!

6-13-2009 10:52 PM

jmatts78

6-14-2009 4:09 AM

chestnut501

IF ONLY they were "well-reasoned"

6-14-2009 10:12 AM

AcesLucky

Song and verse.

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