<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/78e55fc2-c7f1-4928-90bc-73973a1c3bac/34BF8D64-C141-4BEE-8FF9-B5019E62E1DF/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1oxd684t0zipk/?v=c&s=q&q=terri&st=40&th=11cbc9fef36631f3" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1oxd684t0zipk/?v=c&s=q&q=terri&st=40&th=11cbc9fef36631f3" style="font-size: 11px;">mail.google.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1oxd684t0zipk/?v=c&s=q&q=terri&st=40&th=11cbc9fef36631f3"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/mail.google.com/img/67FB3723-4509-4731-89B2-2B4878889859" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mail.google.com/mail/h/1oxd684t0zipk/?v=c&s=q&q=terri&st=40&th=11cbc9fef36631f3"><B>A very tired nurse walks into a bank,<BR /><BR />Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. <BR /><BR />Preparing to write a check,<BR /><BR />She pulls a <B><U>rectal thermometer</U></B> out of her purse<BR /><BR />And tries to write with it.<BR /><BR />When she realizes her mistake,<BR /><BR />She looks at the flabbergasted teller<BR /><BR />And without missing a beat, she says:<BR /><BR />'Well, that's great....that's just great....<BR /><BR />Some asshole's got my pen!'</B></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/34BF8D64-C141-4BEE-8FF9-B5019E62E1DF/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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