Schools painted! "Terrorists" killed, redefined ex post facto! Fighting them over there so we don't have to fight thousands of nonexistent Iraqis over here! Saddam was bad, he actually used the chemical weapons we sold him! Domino effect, er, flypaper theory! Spreading democracy through cluster munitions! Not a civil war, in the same way that sour cream is not milk. Quick, look over there, gay civil unions!