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HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES
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7-3-2009 8:34 PM
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7-4-2009
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For sure they can start WW III in Massachusetts!
I know the clip is just a joke but it is a good one.
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