HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES


	HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS DEMAND WARS IN EASIER-TO-FIND COUNTRIES

foxyarse

7-3-2009 8:34 PM

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These kids are smart

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7-4-2009 4:57 PM

tanyamm

For sure they can start WW III in Massachusetts!

I know the clip is just a joke but it is a good one.

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