...certainly this is an April Fools gag.

Tweaks the fear factor.

"Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop hey what's that sound
Everybody look what going down"

Buffalo Springfield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3VrvG7286c

You know, why do they publish these things? We give the terrorists all their best ideas, you know. I forget which author it was who wrote about the World Trade Centers being bombed before it happened. Probably Clancy...