Restaurant Funnies


	Restaurant Funnies

thisnamecantbetaken

4-6-2007 5:33 PM

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humour, restaurants, signs, funny

thisnamecantbetaken says:

Aah, I love stuff like this. Funny! More on site.

"We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) " *LOL* I would have had to leave the restaurant, because I would simply have laughed my head off if I read that!

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4-7-2007 11:37 AM

BartendingBear

Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher.

That I want to see. How can waitresses deliver the burger if they are on a stretcher?

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