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	Courtroom Quotations

Newfman

3-4-2007 6:11 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/0f2591b7-3ba6-4356-98e0-f7dfe687cbdb/32333514-E28B-4C86-9702-14DE80DD90C5/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml" href="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">www.rinkworks.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "What is your marital status?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "Fair."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "Are you married?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "No, I'm divorced."
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Lawyer</B>:  "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "A lot of things I didn't know about."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her
	children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
	people?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Witness</B>:  "Yes sir."
</LI><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> <B>Lawyer</B>:  "Before or after he died?"</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><B>The Court</B>:  "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all
	present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml"><B>Lawyer</B>:  "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not,
	where there was a victim?"</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/32333514-E28B-4C86-9702-14DE80DD90C5/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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