I do most of what the rich do - golf, swimming, walking, chasing grand children, fishing, I have a good enough TV, a house that some would love to have, friends I can drop in on, or help with a job, neighbours as good as you could ask for, a love of gardening, all the pampering I need with my wife, lovely food every day and they can chase happiness in the dollar. I don't have greed and corruption to work with.

ps I have $1k in the bank and only my superannuation of about $40k a year for us.