A BLONDE FISH STORY


	A BLONDE FISH STORY

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6-29-2009 3:40 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/0322d854-6a26-4f4f-b0f5-bc66b0ded69a/31B8EF02-4D3F-4EFE-9EDC-F1B18028AFA0/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/ee9b9b340fa2d8dc" href="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/ee9b9b340fa2d8dc" style="font-size: 11px;">groups.google.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/ee9b9b340fa2d8dc"><P>*Blonde Go Ice-Fishing* <BR /> This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the <BR /> subject, and finally, <BR /> after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest <BR /> frozen lake. <BR /> After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in <BR /> the ice. <BR /> Suddenly---from the sky---a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" <BR /> </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://groups.google.com/group/Bikersplacetoo/browse_thread/thread/ee9b9b340fa2d8dc"><P>Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of <BR /> cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. <BR />  Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE <BR /> ICE!" <BR /> The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the <BR /> ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. <BR /> The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" <BR /> She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" <BR /> The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!" <BR /> </P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/31B8EF02-4D3F-4EFE-9EDC-F1B18028AFA0/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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