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	Eve's Little Gift

Sheroug

6-30-2008 8:57 AM

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Sheroug says:

And so my dear folks, as Adam and Eve descended to Earth, Adam arrived with a polished new dick and Eve – well, Eve arrived with the most powerful gift, an active brain.
*continued from source

that was a funny read

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6-30-2008 9:07 AM

ratilfar

Men have two heads, but only enough blood for one!

7-1-2008 4:23 PM

carrerinyes

7-2-2008 9:41 AM

Sheroug

LOL @ ratilfar. Nicely said

7-2-2008 10:19 AM

ratilfar

And sadly for us men...all to true!

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