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They Are Finally Together
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/263e0a7c-5cd4-43fd-90ea-8b6d014d365a/3138B794-2CD4-40B8-AB04-607A43654026/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html" href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.thethinkingblue.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html">THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html"><P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="4"><B>Mary got married to Ted and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. </B></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="4"><B> Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. <BR /><DIV> Mary *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children. </DIV> Mary finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.</B></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="4"><B> He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together." Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:</B></FONT><FONT face="Verdana" size="6"><B> </B></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html"><P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="2"></FONT></p> <P align="center"> </p> <P align="center"> </p> <P align="center"> </p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" color="#ff0000" size="6">* * * * * </FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="2"> </FONT><IMG width="408" height="383" src="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/twooldladies.jpg" /></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="6"> </FONT><FONT face="Verdana" size="5"><B><DIV>"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?" </DIV></B></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html"><P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="5"><B> Margaret replied:...."I think he means her legs, Ethel...!"</B></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="Verdana" size="6"><IMG width="30" height="30" src="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/smiley/cocosmile.gif" /></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics/finallytogether.html"><P align="center"> </p> <DIV align="center"><CENTER> <TABLE cellpadding="0" border="0"><TBODY><TR><TD align="center"><P align="center"> </p> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER></DIV> <P align="center"><A href="http://www.thethinkingblue.com/pics"><FONT face="Verdana" size="6"><B>MORE FUNNY PICS HERE</B></FONT></A></P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/3138B794-2CD4-40B8-AB04-607A43654026/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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