I really liked the sentiment of this and felt it was something to be shared. So if the mood takes you add your own 5 in the comments.
Here are my 5 in no particular order.
1. I have a warped sense of humor. 2. My thirst and/or hunger for knowledge. 3. That I seem to have a calming effect on children and animals, even if I have no idea why... 4. I am a good communicator. 5. I have a sharp wit.