Wouldn't ya know it, here I sit filling my face with rice

WTF i love rice like i could marry it but telling this beautiful concoction has arsenic noooooo say it ain't so!

Moderation in everything blah blah blah. Remember that fish is filled with mercury and PCBs and that it is good for you too.

A small cautionary blurb: don't drink the water, don't breath the air ..... and try not to eat the food.

Now doncha feel better already?

Except you CAN drink the beer! (Even though it too is bad for you, but what do you care?)