Hilarious Cat Rules - click link for more


	Hilarious Cat Rules - click link for more

Cielerella

4-3-2007 7:12 PM

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4-4-2007 2:30 PM

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We call the cat butt view as "taking your picture."

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Rule 1 - Somehow you two have gotten it into your heads that I like it when you stick your asshole in my face.  I am unsure of how you came up with this, but I really do not want to stare at your balloon knot.  Believe it or not, your ass smells like ass.  I do not enjoy smelling ass.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://thisisby.us/index.php/content/rules_for_my_cats"><DIV>
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