CHARLESTON, WV—Hillary Clinton once again attacked Barack Obama on the issue of experience Tuesday, this time questioning the Illinois senator's ability to effectively smile, make appropriate eye contact, and offer sufficiently delicious finger foods when welcoming visiting world leaders.

I thought I could smell an onion nearby!

Tea-pouring. Don't forget that. Very important on the diplomatic world stage. Obama could create an international incident by spilling hot tea on the wrong ambassador's lap.