Answer the door nakedI actually know someone who did this, and he happens to be a clipper too. lol. They forgot to add- "Answer the door shaking your head back and forth violently and chanting OZZIE...OZZIE...OZZIE whilst holding up 2 fingers in the form of horns." I know it works, been there done that.  Yeah that was me that opened the door naked. It really got under their skin and they never came to my door again. Now if only we could get some scientists to develop a virus that only killed Jehovah's Witnesses (and midgets if pos) then we truly would live in a paradise. U guys are hysterical, but, believe it or not, if you call the cops and say that they are trespassing they will never be back. Believe me! LOL I answered the door one day and sat and talked to them, sitting on the bottom step just inside the door. My boy friend was upstairs listening to me (but they couldn't see him), and he recognized I was getting tired of them, so he stripped naked, wrapped a very short towel around himself and coming to the top of the stairs, demanded I get back to bed. (I'm a guy too). I think their jaws are still flapping. While I am very seldom bothered by their interruptions, on those few occasions which I am I find that saying "No, thank you," and then closing the door is adequate. As much as I very much disagree with their view of the world, I do recognize that they really have only asked me to listen to them. Inasmuch as I believe in and attempt to practice The Golden Rule, fail though I must admit I do at times, I find no value in being rude to them. @BartendingBear I tried the whole being nice thing but they kept comming back. First it a couple times a month then they ramped up their propaganda campaign to once a week. At the point where I answered the door naked they were knocking on my door 2-3 times a week. I am sorry that is just a bit much. I stand behind my position that the eradication of the Jehovah's Witnesses is a viable answer. Awww... I always feel sorry for them and invite them in for coffee. They do so much walking the poor things and all just to save our souls. (Or that's what they believe anyway) I just nod and smile, all the while I am thinking of my next clip. I'm not too bothered by them though. Maybe I'm a lost cause or maybe I just make really bad coffee.  I don't understand this persistant Jehovah's Witness thing. I've only had a few of them come to my door /once/, and even then they seemed fairly human. "Have you heard of the church of (whatever it is)?" "No." "...ummm...ok, here. Have this pamphlet" Then they told me a brief amount about their church and then left after a few minutes. I don't see what all this "HOMG! LOTS OF THEM GOING DOOR TO DOOR SO LETS MAKE THEIR LIVES HELL TOO" fuss is about. Maybe I just live in a special area. My experience has been they come by the house once every 4 or 5 months. Way back when I lived in a Tipi in a meadow in The Valley of the Moon in Sonoma, some J. witnesses actually walked the qtr. mile up the path to knock on my "door"...I was a bit amazed, but I invited them in, asked them if I could use one of their pamphlets to start a fire for tea, told them i didn't believe in dogma but would be glad to share the Great Spirit with them along with the tea...before they left, i think i may have converted THEM! They left smiling and laughing...I just love a good cuppa marijuana tea! My mother couldn't stand them. She was an OB nurse and had seen many of their babies die because they don't believe in blood transfusions. She'd tell them, too. Those were the only times that I saw her tell people off. When you see kids dressed in three piece suits on a hot summer Saturday morning (talking 90F+, maybe 100F by midday) I just want to scream child abuse. *LMAO* @ papananook!! Yeah, it was pretty funny even then...my wife couldn't believe it when i let them in the tipi...we had a newborn boy...she just sat there with a look of amazement on her face but when she got what i was doing, she started breast feeding...by then the witnesses were too "happy" to care! Happy times! Oy vey have you come to the wrong house usually does it for me. Simple really. Matthew 7:15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. The wealthy Watchtower real estate holding company gets free labor provided by the Jehovah's Witnesses followers to donate more tax free property to their corporation. Think all you readers who have Kingdom Halls in your town,have you ever seen any charity from them? Billions $$ in Watchtower corporation worldwide real estate assets. When the devil comes knocking on your door he won't have the dark goth look,they will be smartly dressed nerdy Jehovah's Witnesses wielding the Bible and flapping watchtowers -- Danny Haszard http://www.dannyhaszard.com The naked idea seems to work. I heard the dogs barking outside and looked out to see what was going on and I could see the group of JW's walking down the street. Some where going to a house across the street and some where going next door. I knew this would be my chance. I ran to the bathroom and splashed water on my face and hair like I had just came from the shower and stripped off. I grabbed a towel and went back to the door and was watching and waiting for them to make their way to my house. Soon I seen them leaving my neighbors. It was two of them. A young girl maybe 18-20 and another woman probably in her 30's. I unlocked the door and waited. In just a minute a knock came at the do... |
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