Finally gives meaning to "sweating to the oldies" and also puts personal trainer perspective.

Free demonstrations as well?

I'm feeling green and it's not from being Irish.

The last has duel control!

Girls on top!

I thought your user name implied at home gym.just kidding !

"Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand is doing", or something like that, is it? Now I'm more than aware at this point as to the thought that everyone has as to my favourite pastime but there is a better excuse for my choice seeing as the vast majority of males are right handed. My surname is Hand while my first name is Robert so righthand seemed obvious.

I enjoy all jokes about my user name (provided there's no malice), so let your imagination run riot. Ha ha

at this stage it's both hands,because if your right hand and you switch to the left it's like your out with someone different unless your a believer in it's better to stay with the devil you know rather then the one you don't. PS it's always in fun with me never any malice intended