Valentine's Cards for Ex-Valentines

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	Valentine's Cards for Ex-Valentines
LorisKnight
9-29-2007 8:26 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b5f9950b-3287-4d93-a20e-16c7ddd376b6/2F3DFD90-B589-49F2-B7E4-14854E2D0B40/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/vdaycards_1.shtml" href="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/vdaycards_1.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">www.topfive.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/vdaycards_1.shtml"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="250" height="250" background="../assets/images/vheart1.gif"><CENTER><B><FONT size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica" color="#990000">
You picked me up at Woodstock,
from thousands of guys<BR />who were there.
How ironic, then,<BR />you'd find true love,<BR /><DIV>
when we went to Lilith Fair.
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(Andrew Thomas)
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Please take me back,
our love was da bomb!
Can't you just forget<BR /><DIV>
that I slept with your Mom?
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(Jonathan Colan)
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'Tis better to
have loved and lost,
this painful truth I know.
And therefore do
I give thee thanks,<BR /><DIV>
thou two-faced freakin' ho.
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(Larry Hollister)
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Our marriage had
its ups and downs,
its triumphs and its stresses.
What sent me packing,
hubby, dear,
were your panties<BR /><DIV>
and your dresses.
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(Dan Weckerly)
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We were in love
and I was your missus,
until I found out<BR /><DIV>
you prefer *manly* kisses.
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(Kathy Good)
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Though you left me alone,
I won't write, I won't phone;
I'm reluctantly gonna move on.
You should know, I suppose,
I put your nude photos,<BR /><DIV>
at www.ellen.com.
					</DIV><BR /><DIV><LEFT _moz-userdefined=""><FONT size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica" color="#003366">
(Mark Levine)
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I made a wish
upon a star,
while you were still my spouse.
My wish came true:
I got your car,<BR /><DIV>
and live here in your house!
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(Larry Hollister)
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