Why Jesus Lost the Nomination


	Why Jesus Lost the Nomination

arifsali

3-6-2008 1:27 PM

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3-6-2008 6:02 PM

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3-6-2008 6:46 PM

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Yes the (conservative) Pharisees and (liberal) Sadducees are still here, and they will join in bipartisan league to protect their Power and crucify Justice! There is nothing new under the sun...

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