Groundhog Day Update - The Real Story


	Groundhog Day Update - The Real Story

ColoradoRight

2-2-2009 11:53 PM

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groundhog, winter, mellow, jobs, haters

ColoradoRight says:

Back in Pennsylvania, Phil refused all questions from the media but did attempt to chew off Keith Olbermann's face, to the delight of the crowd. "Sure and that's what happened to Helen Thomas as well" claimed an anonymous citizen.

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2-3-2009 4:29 AM

merrie

Well, so much for that Aloha Zen

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