BOB THE MOHEL (Jewish circumciser)
by Steve Savage "King of the Beasts"

There once was a Mohel named Bob,
Whose name described his job.
With nary a slip, he’d snip off the tip,
Exposing the glans penis knob.


When my sons were young, despite my argument that circumcision was mutilation, they somehow felt that I had failed them by not allowing them to be circumcised because their penises were not like the other boys'.

I explained to them that when the time comes to put their "swords" in their "sheathes" ("vagina" is Latin for sheath), they would appreciate the sensitivity that was preserved and protected by the foreskin God gave them.

"You're welcome, sons."

The Case Against Circumcisio...

BOB THE MOHEL (Jewish circumciser)
by Steve Savage "King of the Beasts"

There once was a Mohel named Bob,
Whose name described his job.
With nary a slip, he’d snip off the tip,
Exposing the glans penis knob.


When my sons were young, despite my argument that circumcision was mutilation, they somehow felt that I had failed them by not allowing them to be circumcised because their penises were not like the other boys'.

I explained to them that when the time comes to put their "swords" in their "sheathes" ("vagina" is Latin for sheath), they would appreciate the sensitivity that was preserved and protected by the foreskin God gave them.

"You're welcome, sons."

The Case Against Circumcision
Paul M. Fleiss, MD
http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/fleiss.html