Kenya's leading newspaper, The Nairobi Telegram News has recently reported that of the last 400 babies that have been born in the largest hospital in Kenya, St. Zebra Hospital, that every boy (203) has been named Barack.

And of the 197 girls, 132 have been named Michelle, 44 have been named Oprah, 27 have been named Jemima, 3 have been named Florida, and one has been named Okra(?).

Kenyan President Kinchopi, which in Kenyan means tall African warrior who can play the hell out of the African jungle drums with one hand tied behind his back and with a baby lion sitting on his head stated that he has mandated that Kenya's most famous attraction Mr. Kilamanjaro be immediately renamed Mt. Obamamanjaro.