Doctor Impossible's Six Rules for Supervillain Survival


	Doctor Impossible's Six Rules for Supervillain Survival

DMCourt

6-8-2007 2:06 AM

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books, villains, superheroes, humor

DMCourt says:

By the author of Soon I Will Be Invincible. Looks good.

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I know it's hard.  Heroes don't make plans, they just smash other people's.  So they're not going to appreciate the fourth stage, when the orbital lasers come together <I>perfectly</I> and start boiling off the atmosphere.  But now it's never going to happen.  Because� you told them your plan.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.bordersstores.com/features/feature.jsp?file=doctorimpossible"><B>2. Never team up</B>
Crime is kind of lonely.  You catch yourself thinking things, like, "Nechrotron does such great work with undead.  He's probably not such a bad guy to have a beer with� we should team up!  Like the heroes do!"   Yeah, Nechrotron feeds on the human soul.  He has a skull for a head.  He doesn't want to hang out or steal stuff with you, or high-five you after a big job.  He doesn't even have real hands.</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/2BB74D79-34C0-417D-9630-3C171362CADE/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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