Thus far, a majority of Texas citizens support the border wall, with nearly 8 million signing up to join a coalition of Minutemen that will guard the fence.

"These good-for-nothing Americans want to come in here and wait in the same lines as me, watch the same movies, and eat at the same restaurants," El Paso resident and border patrol volunteer Larry Carlile told reporters. "Who do they think they are? I'd never dare waltz into America and act like I owned the place. That country's a godforsaken hellhole, anyway."

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I think every state, province, country, nation whatever should be surrounded by a large wall topped with barbed wire. But since this clip is only a joke the walls will never happen.

Funny in that the truth is that walls work both ways, they keep things out as well as keep things in. Just ask East Berliners.