Women can be just as hopeless as men. I'm sure that many blokes could reciprocate with similar sarcastic tips for the opposite sex.

Men need to be hugely successful, but pretend that they are not. Men need to convey sexual desire without sexualising the person, they need to be authoritative, opening doors, paying bills, deciding where to go and so on, yet treat women as absolute equals. They need to flatter without seeming overly impressed, they need to care about their appearance (but not too much), and when it comes to chatting up, they need to take the initiative, and absorb any humiliation that comes their way.

In short, the early stages of hooking up are more fraught with potential disaster than a stroll through the streets of Kandahar

It's no surprise that so many men are rendered incoherent and imbecilic by the pressure of it all - and truly some kind of miracle that any relationship manages to begin at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag .

Forget the types and concentrate on the individual.

It is no miracle that relationships begin.

For a guy, it is like walking into a well camouflaged bear trap. If he ever gets out, he will be minus a leg.

It is a trap for the woman too because she is overwhelmed by the sound of wedding bells going off in her head.

On the other hand.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaLfDnShEn0&feature=related