Jackson also traveled to Denmark and spoke to the militant leaders of the rebel Danish Pastry Party and convinced them to lay down their pie pans, their sifters, and their butter knives and put an end to their senseless uprising against the sovereign government.

The president praised Michael who in 2001, traveled by plane, air-boat, and then hippo to Botswana, Africa where he met with President Magumba Malarkey of Botswana and President Jimmy James of Switzerland and drew up a peace plan.

The plan known as The Ebony and Ivory-Malarkey-James Peace Plan called for the Botswanian army to immediately leave Switzerland soil and in exchange Switzerland would provide them with 42,000 packets of Swiss Cocoa Mix.