 thinkingblue says: Finally some clever person put Republicans in the middle of the light bulb screwing joke and IT HITS THE OLD PROVERBIAL NAIL ON IT'S OLD "IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT" BLOCKHEAD! The only screwing light bulb joke EVER without humor! Just to be fair... Here is one about Dems screwing a light bulb: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, six to talk about how wonderful it's going to be when the new bulb is screwed in, and ten to argue for increased funding for solar lighting research  If you have some time to waste... here are a whole bunch more screwing light bulb jokes  http://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/cheap/cheap3_lightbulb.htm  Great! Now all I need is to translate it to Hebrew, and tell it to Israel's 7.5 Million citizens... Great! Now all I need is to translate it to Hebrew, and tell it to Israel's 7.5 Million citizens...No translation necessary really, the entire world community already knows our administration is a joke! However, your point is well taken. On the lighter side...and yes, in the midst of turmoil it is okay to laugh when you can..."we" find the joke funny and the satire cute because it it so true and so overly ridiculous! Thanks for the chuckle. Now, what are we really going to do. It is very near time to elect who is going to drive this Titanic for another four years. Sooo many candidates, so little resonable choices...it's like having to c... 2500 active participants in the lightbulb screwing story to get all righteous over all the possible alliegations. Remember tho - the bulb never did get fixed. our administration is a jokeUnfortunately, it's easier to criticize than to actually do something constructive to amend the situation.  Personally, I say we make a new political party. If we did the right thing 4 a change we'd vote for Dennis Kucinich. He managed to Bankrupt the City of Cleveland while Mayor of my fine hometown in pretty short order, If we made him President, he could do the same thing to the country as a whole and then couldn't afford to be at war with anyone but the banking industry! Wouldn't that be nice? Lawyers and Bankers at war, actually bleeding and dieing instead of men and women that work for a living? People like us? Ya, you stupid dumbocrats can laugh amongst yourselves over this ignorant so called joke. You live in a dream world in which you think you idiots have all the answers. Remember your house and senate have lower satisfaction ratings from the public than Bush and the Republicans. Now don't you look smart? The police state mentality, is to deter anyone who has any ideas about change. How did they know whether it was a screw in or a bayonet socket. When trying to put in a screw in globe, into a bayonet socket, the obvious answer is to change the socket. Then you have a good excuse to call an electrician. lower satisfaction ratingsWhose looking smart? Good question! I am doing ok in the satisfaction department, how about you? How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? One to convince us the light bulb isn't being honest and is defying US resolutions. Four to convince us it has WMD's. 150,000 to kick the shit out of the light bulb and then bomb the whole building to kingdom come. 10 to tell us it's necessary or angry dark bulbs will follow us home. Then one to give a trillion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton to "reconstruct" the building. One to tell us they need more funding before they can change the light bulb. One to tell us it is a tough job that may drag on and on and on. ALL of them to struggle in vain to get the damn light bulb to fit into the frig... Thisname, Still too true to be funny in oz we told to replace incad. bulbs (un green ) with new improved (more toxic ) bulbs..... up til now i thought the only one with out a brain & no choice was the lightbulb ....now i"m not so sure ?????? WhooliganK- I've thought of about a thousand things to say in response to your comment, and as a fellow Republican I can only suggest that you consider smoking some pot. My son did two tours in Fallujah and I am a Grenada era veteran. At least Bill Clinton took the time to get a blo-job before he considered sending our sons and daughters to their deaths in the desert for what is obviously an ego trip about family oil. I am embarrassed to be a republican because of blow hards like you. Perhaps a proctologist would be in order before you consider waving your uninformed flag around where people just want to joke about this impossible situation we're in. I will pray for you and people like you t... hey that pot idea realy works .... thanks dirish .. Thanks a bunch dirish, I admire people like you who THINK! Once in awhile a thinking Republican rears his head and comments (mostly though, thinking republicans seem to stay under the radar in silence... I wished I knew why  ). The ones who do comment are like WhooliganK who come out blasting their flummery exposing their conditioning for all to view and make judgement upon. Come on you thinkingreds get out there and say what you feel about America's worst administration ever voted into office (we all make mistakes because of the propagandizing we get, from day one. It really is quite difficult to break the bonds of bias we are raised with. If Bush and his cabal were BLUE I would be shoutin... To dirish, I hope your son is home safe with no more Back-Door Drafts facing him. PEACE |
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