Who the hell invented that damn thing? It deprives real men of real pleasure.

OMG Rashid, this is hilarious!

Thanks Debby!

Rashid,
I found out the answer to your question and copied and pasted it below:
Short Answer: Steam-powered vibrating devices were patented in the late 1860s and 1870s by George Taylor, and various other models soon followed. They were used by doctors of the time to alleviate female "hysteria" and other complaints.
*LOL* what a novel approach. It would tend to calm you down a bit.

Calm me down! That doctor robbed men of their fleshy vibrators (the real thing). Women got a toy they liked (and are not quitting) and men were not provided with any alternatives (no such toys of pleasure for us). They had to resort to the same tactics that their mommy's forbade them to do.

That made me laugh! Thanks

Thanks deadcowkid! Thanks for appreciating the joke.

Haha, nice one, Rashid!