Another list from Oddee.com. The people who put this site together have a definite eye for the strange and unusual...
Obviously, there should be some Rules about Dying:
1. If you know you are dying and have a name that will cause people to laugh and have their pics taken with your stone, change your name!
2. If you have a Wife AND a Mistress, make sure there is no way they will ever be able to pay you back.
3. Leaving A Funny Epitaph is good, leaving a tombstone that will label you DUMBASS is not so good.
4. If you want to leave a in a hilarious, yet tragic death: go for the hilarious. You will be remembered longer and liked more.
5. If you really want to stand out as a memorable person in the memorial sort of way, hire a poet to write a fitting epitaph and then die in the way specified..
6. Most of all, remember this: Paybacks are a B*TCH, So treat your heirs or at least the person who will arrange for your final monument well, if not YOU too, can have a marker like the