I'm not a fancy network executive. I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! When you turn on your television, I become scared. I wonder if a great God is speaking only to me. My primitive mind doesn't understand cameras, and scripts, and advertising budgets. But there's one thing I do know: turning a 30 second ad into 30 minute sitcom is a dicey proposition.