"For quite some time, I truly believed that Bo was [so unbelievably cute and] innocent [looking]." said CIA chief Dan Roman. "We watched this dog's every move, all hours of the day. One day, while Bo was out in the yard, I realized that he was making a strange lifting motion with his back leg repeatedly while shooting a stream of pee onto the lawn. I was able to quickly decipher that these pee streams were some form of morse code." Agents quickly returned the following line of text:

"FKSDPGJDSLGJSLDJGcubaDSPKSPGKKFPKG"

"That was when I knew. We all knew." said Roman.

Authorities confirmed his Cuban spy status by feeding him Empanadas and traditional Cuban Arroz con pollo, both of which he wolfed down whole-heartedly.

"We'd like to thank the anonymous callers who gave us the tip on this - Al Dente, who is a recent Italian immigrant, and a Harry Vaginalover. These men are great Americans and I'm proud to have come in contact with them. They even alerted us to the fact that Pr