This tragic story was sent to me from a Wire Post entitled "You Just Can't Fix Stupid".

o man, what a way to go....i feel so terrible for the poor guy....

"One good 'turd' deserves another". (Just couldn't resist)

Hey! Shit happens.

I know this joke is in the toilet.

But he is in a better place. They don't allow elephants up there. There too heavy and would fall through the clouds.

Popped for michellezm's comment. The story's a fake, though, in case anyone was wondering.

A classic urban legend. Check it out on Snopes.com
<http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/feces.asp>

Wow...I had no idea there was an official website to see if a grandiose story was really just a "load of crap", pardon the analogy.

Thanks for the correction info!

Oh, Snopes is one of my all-time favourite sites. Anytime I get a "forward to everyone" mails or read a story that just seems a bit hard to believe (*especially* if it's been e-mailed to me by someone or is posted on a site that I'm not familiar with to know whether it's credible or not) I hit snopes and check it out. I'd say about 90% - 95% of the time, it's bogus