It's an old post, but it's new to me. Discovered this on Russell's Teapot.

I laughed out loud after reading the "Argument from the Bible". Good stuff!

Are you fucking serious? These are the lamest "proofs" i've ever heard...

right from teh first:
TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

#2 provides a statement that you don't know is a fact:
a: is there even a god?
b: is he/she/it the only such being in the universe
c: could not the universe/world/giraffe have came about naturally?

PROVE IT.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

How do you know the treatments just didn't take their time?

Prove that the treatments didn't just take thier time then

People believe this shit?

OMG. we are doomed.