"While surfing the Web, you may come upon many conservative-oriented pages. They use their own lingo, which can be confusing to outsiders. To aid you in your perusal of right wing web resources, here is a concise glossary of some terms they use. Standard disclaimers apply: "I know all conservatives aren't Nazis, my best friends are conservative, really, blah, blah, blah...""

You missed LIBERAL BS on that list, which is what this clipmark is referring to.

Touche

Haha....classic...all the redneck farmers who receive subsidies are the real welfare bums.

Pro life...life for a conservative begins as a sperm and an egg, and ends once the baby is born.

Conservative....can there be anything more insulting than being called one?

Conservative....can there be anything more insulting than being called one?

Absolutely - A LIBERAL!

FYI, all conservative people are called 'conservatives' - that's a compliment, not an insult. It's the liberals that for some weird reason seem to be uncomfortable (not all of course) to be called liberals...

There are two words that sum up the Left's favorite pastime: redefine everything. Truth and reality unimportant to the process.

Another neo-con trait: no sense of humor.

Oh yes the neo-cons have stolen the conservative label and only masquarade as "conservatives"

Conservative credo: never ever try anything for the very first time :-;

See what I mean?

About you not having a sense of humor? Yes I see.

That was humor, and I'm currently sporting a slight wry grin.

Actually, the liberals of today are a complete misnomer to what real liberalism was about or should be about. As much as liberal Democrats want to put themselves next to JFK - a totally different league of people and no comparison to liberalism of JFK, who actually liked this country for a change. There are some who keep liberalism's good intentions, like Gates as example, but way too few on overall scale.

Besides, show me one example of humor in (to pick a few liberals) - Hillary, Pelosi, Kennedy (when he doesn't drink), Boxer... ONE?

Man, some people really did leave their sense of humour in bed, huh!

How exactly does one leave a sense of humor in bed, huh?

I think one just neglects to plug it in in the morning. Yours sits on the bedside table too, right?

You need to brush up on your anatomy knowledge a bit, when you have time, of course...

just busted me up, Mr Sage....

This what happens when one drinks enough Idaho water and breathes Idaho air (provided one can get enough of it at this altitude). Gorgeous country though.

Hopefully anonymology was just as amused... provided he didn't forget to plug in in the morning...

she

what's one letter between friends?...

Exactly! She, he, never worry! I don't see gender!

I didn't plug in this morning, no. I was too tired to do anything really.

"...just busted me up, Mr Sage...."

at least you got SOMEONE laughing, Mr. Sage.

I call myself a liberal, and would rather die (actually, kill a conservative) than be called a conservative. I don't understand how they can call themselves the party of morals. Kind of like Hannibal Lector joining the Vegan Food group.

Again: the party of pro-lifers (refer to Conservative dictionary to see definition of life...that which starts at the second of fertilization, and that which ends at the second of birth.)

Calm down there lizard - we're not fighting a war here on Clipmarks!

lizard is beginning to sound more and more like amaruca in a shell... perhaps it's reincarnated version on clipmarks...

lizard, I think you're deeply confused (and based on your comment, disturbed as well perhaps). FYI, conservatism isn't a party. There are liberals in the Republican party and conservatives in the Democratic party, although obviously the reverse is a more typical scenario.

And I have to warn you not to try to 'kill' someone on clipmarks... amaruca tried - got killed herself in the process, and by her own fellow liberals, I might add...