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‘Those 72 virgins are all guys’
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3-31-2008 2:09 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/fda84120-f7b1-4695-9dd2-b83cdfe66753/262B0213-4215-4DC7-87DD-D0D84528A0C1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297" href="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297" style="font-size: 11px;">newsbiscuit.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/newsbiscuit.com/img/B5B5BEC7-CAB0-4DE2-A127-40E0D4872866" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">The war on terror took a new turn today with the launch of a bold new propaganda campaign aimed at preventing any more suicide bombers in Iraq or elsewhere in the Middle East. </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">US intelligence has distributed leaflets in Arabic stating that due to the high demands that have been placed on Paradise by so many Islamic martyrs, the powers that be have had to widen the definition of ‘virgin.’</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">‘But when the Koran said ‘virgins’, they never specified whether they were chicks or guys…’ said a US source in Iraq. ‘What we are saying is that with so many martyrs arriving in Paradise, the babes all got taken ages ago. </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">if you choose to be a suicide bomber it means you want</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">sex with guys.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/newsbiscuit.com/img/11AFC7BA-6E68-4D73-8F5A-DDB8BE6E9B71" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">Leaflets have been dropped over suspected Al Qaeda training camps, explaining that anyone who decides to be a suicide bomber must be a great big gay.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">The suicide bomber is saying ‘Do you think these explosives make my bum look big?’</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://newsbiscuit.com/article/us-tells-suicide-bombers-those-72-virgins-are-all-guys-297">this tactic could mark the turning point against the insurgents.</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/262B0213-4215-4DC7-87DD-D0D84528A0C1/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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3-31-2008
7:13 AM
Deepti
3-31-2008
7:30 AM
yanceducat
Hey it's Paradise. Who cares what they are!
It's all good, that's what Paradise means!
4-1-2008
1:12 PM
Antara
Perfect
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