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	365 days of sex for Husband and Wife!

tron2007

4-7-2007 8:20 AM

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4-7-2007 8:42 AM

dorine

LMHO!

4-7-2007 10:10 AM

Socratoad

Ah, my first laugh of the day. Thanks Dorine.

4-7-2007 10:13 AM

Socratoad

oops, I mean thanks tron2007.

4-7-2007 11:16 AM

dorine

That's ok. I popped it to get it on the Popped list.

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     <P><DIV>TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):</DIV><BR /><DIV>During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:</DIV><BR />4 times the sheets were clean<BR />7 times it was too late<BR />49 times you were too tired<BR />20 times it was too hot<BR />15 times you pretended to be asleep<BR />22 times you had a <A href="#" class="kLink"  id="KonaLink0"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">headache</SPAN></FONT></A><BR />17 times you were afraid of waking the baby<BR />16 times you said you were too sore<BR />12 times it was the wrong time of the month<BR />19 times you had to get up early<BR />9 times you said weren't in the mood<BR />7 times you were sunburned<BR />6 times you were watching the late show<BR />5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do<BR />3 times you said the neighbors would hear us<BR /><DIV>9 times you said your mother would hear us</DIV><BR /><DIV>Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:</DIV></P></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/25E02084-4C22-4D1B-8094-592BE4E5B83F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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