The White House requires states to report numbers in terms of full-time, yearlong jobs. That means a part-time mechanic counts as half a job. A full-time construction worker who has a three-month paving contract counts as one-fourth of a job.

Using that method, the AP’s analysis of figures in Oregon shows the program so far has created the equivalent of 215 full-time jobs that will last three months. Oregon’s House speaker, Dave Hunt, called that measurement unfair, though nearly every other state that has passed a stimulus package already uses or plans to use it.

“This stimulus plan was intentionally designed for short-term projects to pump needed jobs and income into families, businesses and communities struggling to get by,” Hunt said in a statement. “No one ever said these would be full-time jobs for months at a time.”

Still, critics say counting jobs, without any consideration of their duration, isn’t good enough.

“You can’t let them say, ‘Well, we never said it was going to be full-time,’” said Steve Buckstein, a policy analyst for the Cascade Policy Institute, a free-market think tank. For the price of Oregon’s $176 million, lawmakers could have provided all 3 million state residents with a one-hour job paying about $60, he said.

“By their definition, that’s 3 million jobs,” Buckstein said. “Is anybody gonna buy that?”

Oregon’s 12.4 percent unemployment rate surpasses the national average of 9.4 percent. To supplement the federal stimulus, the state sold bonds to pay for everything from replacing light bulbs to installing carpet and finishing construction of a school in the farming community of Tillamook.

but they know qualify for government pensions, government healthcare and government welfare (now that they are unemployed), right?

Well that's Oregon. Did you also know that once your unemployment benefit expires, that you are automatically counted off the unemployed persons list? This means that the figures say nothing more about you. You are not employed, and you are now officially not unemployed. You are not even a statistic anymore. Maybe you went to that void with the one missing sock from the laundry....