20 Universal Truths


	20 Universal Truths

warptheory

10-16-2007 7:14 PM

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warptheory says:

Not all are true, but some are funny...

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10-28-2007 7:39 AM

jellyH

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But which ones aren't true then? Lol

10-28-2007 4:56 PM

warptheory

The ones I clipmarked are the ones I agree with, the other ones on the page not so much...

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