North Korea To Drop Gay Nuclear Bomb On USA


	North Korea To Drop Gay Nuclear Bomb On USA

foxyarse

7-3-2009 1:30 PM

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foxyarse says:

Many women are jumping into bed with girlfriends, just to get used to the idea of being lesbian.

A bizarre consequence of the Gay Nuke is that it turns gay people straight. Many thousands of gays have enlisted in the military in the last few weeks. Thousands of gays have also offered to die as suicide bombers against the Gay Nuke. No one wants The Unthinkable to happen!

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