That Extra Half Inch (Beckham's book)


	That Extra Half Inch (Beckham's book)

anonymology

11-7-2006 9:23 AM

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humour, satire

anonymology says:

This woman really needs to be silenced (forever?).

I love the conclusion: 'The digested read, digested: The bland leading the brand'

This is a lovely piece of satire.

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11-17-2006 12:46 PM

Octane

Her shameless self-promotionalness[sic] puts my recent escapade in the shade and make no mistake...

11-17-2006 12:48 PM

anonymology

hahahah! That's a very good point! I'm embarrassed for her, really.

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