Solution to Airline Hijackings by Bill Clinton


	Solution to Airline Hijackings by Bill Clinton

hipster

12-20-2006 6:36 PM

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hipster says:

A truly ingenious method to stop hijackings of airplanes while boosting ticket sales at the same time.

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12-21-2006 6:00 PM

dataphool

I concur, more, you will have my vote any time you wish to run.

12-28-2006 1:41 PM

travislaborde

I think Ann Coulter would even approve of this

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Dear Sirs:</DIV>
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back<BR /><DIV>  
on its feet. </DIV>
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
look at naked women we should replace all of our <BR /><DIV> 
female flight attendants with strippers. </DIV>
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again in<BR /><DIV>  
hope of seeing a naked woman. </DIV>
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
industry would have record sales. Now why didn't<BR /><DIV>  
Congress think of this? </DIV> 
Sincerely, 
Bill Clinton 
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