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	Penis Restaurant

abailart

3-18-2008 5:26 AM

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penis food

abailart says:

There is no limit to the depravity of meat eaters

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3-18-2008 5:59 AM

syncopath

now, it gets a different sense to say: Bon Appetite !!

3-18-2008 6:46 AM

debbyski

Lord knows I love dick but not that much.

3-18-2008 7:48 AM

debbyski

3-18-2008 9:50 AM

tanyamm

I didn't know that there could actually be anything worse than sushi.

3-19-2008 5:51 PM

masbury

I'm still puzzling over being offered "spotted dick" after a pub dinner in England.

3-19-2008 8:03 PM

CarnivalBorn

All the knobs have intriguing, delicate and bizarre textures, although the flavour is mainly of pork braised in hot stock.

*snort* Nothing new here .. LMAO

3-20-2008 4:27 AM

Brimstone

Rofl @ debbyski comment.

Sushi is not bad, its great.

Pursuit of a penis

3-21-2008 5:08 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

There's no way I'm swallowing this.

3-21-2008 6:22 PM

masbury

What does this look like, sitting around the table eating these? I wonder how they're held. Is it like a clarinet quartet? Or more like piccolos?

Are there contests for who can eat the most? Do you pick what you want from a glass case before it's prepared? Do people named Dick get a discount? Are they ever glazed or frosted? Can you get a T-shirt with a logo on it? Where do you purchase penises wholesale? Where does the wholesaler get them?

3-21-2008 6:56 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

And who found out they were edible to begin with??

3-21-2008 8:18 PM

debbyski

OK,
Time for a penis joke:

A man boards a plane and waits patiently for the rest of the passengers to take their seats. With the seat next to him still available, he spots a beautiful woman working her way down the aisle.

His wishes are fulfilled as she sits down next to him and introduces herself.

"So what do you do for a living," he asks her.

"I'm a scientist," she replies.

"What kind of scientist?"

The woman hesitates for a moment and smiles, then says, "This is actually a little bit embarrassing. I'm on this flight to go to a sexual health conference. I recently completed a study on the penis and the variances between different races and backgrounds."

"Oh yeah?" the man asks. "Wh...

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