the phone rings, i pick it up. A voice says. "could I speak with the owner?" Me= he's not in, how can I help you. The voice= do you make decisions about the phone account? Me= no i don't but he does, and I'll be glad to take a message. The voice= when will he be in? Me= never. The voice= if he's never in why would you take a message for him? Me= he might call. The voice= how often does he call in? Me= never. The voice= if he never comes in and never calls, would it do me any good to leave a message? Me= it wouldn't. The voice= so can I leave a message? Me= sure if that's what you want to do. The voice= well I'm not so sure if he will get it or not? Me= trust me he won't. The voice= he's neve...

the phone rings, i pick it up. A voice says. "could I speak with the owner?" Me= he's not in, how can I help you. The voice= do you make decisions about the phone account? Me= no i don't but he does, and I'll be glad to take a message. The voice= when will he be in? Me= never. The voice= if he's never in why would you take a message for him? Me= he might call. The voice= how often does he call in? Me= never. The voice= if he never comes in and never calls, would it do me any good to leave a message? Me= it wouldn't. The voice= so can I leave a message? Me= sure if that's what you want to do. The voice= well I'm not so sure if he will get it or not? Me= trust me he won't. The voice= he's never in and he never calls, yet he makes the decisions about the phone account? Me= that's right. The voice= This seems like a waste of my time? Me= I know the feeling.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY