A History of Wireless (humor)


	A History of Wireless (humor)

murieleileen

11-16-2007 6:35 AM

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wireless, humor, telephone, srchaeology

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11-16-2007 8:55 AM

raven714

lol

11-16-2007 9:33 AM

righthand

Brilliant twist. So unexpected.

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